Stealing memes for great justice.

nstructions:Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search boxthen write the first definition it gives you.

1. YOUR NAME:

	A Palestinian pimp that no one fucks with, he is the founder of the gang "A.K." stands for arabian knights. Shukri comes from the small city, AnTeLoPe, hes a crazy ass mutha fuka! and hes arabic, do not mess wit him!!!!!!!! damn, dat shukri dude is a pimp!

(That not true, I is very nice.)

2. AGE:

	The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17." Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?" Chef: "Nope, just 17." Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?" Chef: "17, you're ready."

(` 3 `)

3. TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS:

	In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp. That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.

(Fo shizzle.)

The name Felicia (a Latin female version of "Felix", meaning happiness) is associated with saints, poets, astronomical objects, plant genera, fictional characters, and animals, especially cats. There are several versions of flowers named after Felicia which include, felicia elongata and felicia filifolia. Both are very beautiful flowers to match the very lovely and beautiful name of Felicia. Man: "Did you see that sexy exotic looking woman who just drove by like a bat out of hell?" Man2: "She's superfine." Man1: "That's because her name is Felicia, and she one hot tamale."

(Ooooo...)


4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?

	You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now... Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!

(I must obey the dictionary, it knows everything!)

5. FAVORITE COLOR:

	Flavor of kool-aid to a black person. Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!? Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch! Mom: What flava?! Son: red!

(Thats racist! Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. And so is kool-aid)

6. FAVORITE NUMBER:

	750ml of alky 1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

(wut)

7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY:

	A month when mostly the hottest girls are born That girls so hot she must be born in July

(Atsui desu~ Summer.)


8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO:

A real friend is someone who: a)it's okay to fart in front of. b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes. c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back d)you'll actually call up do stuff. Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown" Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there." Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus." Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound) Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

(Lies, we are very mannered people)


9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES:

	egyptian meaning: a place in heaven where the sun rises. it must beautiful to live in neth...

(Cause im cool like that0