Monday, July 6, 2009

I did this tag because I pretended i was tagged. Also procrastinator told me too.

RULES: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to copy-paste this note, and answer all the questions. At the end, choose 15 people to be tagged - including the person who tagged you.

ABC About You Questions:

A - AVAILABLE: No, I have assignments to do and a project to start. And teams to lead.
B - BIRTHDAY: Time.
C - CRUSHING ON: Everything!
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water. water. water.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My high school friends, cause they cool like that.
F - FAVORITE SONG : Too many but if i had to choose one itd be Toradora's Orange
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: I do not discriminate.
H - HOMETOWN: PF?
I - IN LOVE WITH: A girl.
J - JUGGLE: my things.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: If that someone don't change I can add him hear.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Insignificant.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Vanilla, cause I'mcoollikdat.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: One. 111
O - ONE WISH: OMG PROCRAStiNATION GO AWaY FFF!!!!
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Aaron because hes John Conner.
R - REASON TO SMILE: I still have my sight and my hands.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Bad by MJ
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7.08 a.m
V - VEGETABLE(S): lettuce and broccoli
W - WORST HABIT: "procrastination" ( What she said)
X - X-RAYS YOU HAD: once
Y – YO-YOS ARE: A deadly weapon in the wrong hands.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: are vague.

RANDOM QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:

Spell your name without vowels: Shkr (still recognisable somewhat)
What color do you wear most?: White. Tis' pure.
What are you listening to?: Digital Love by Daft Punk
Are you happy with your life right now?: Its cool.
What is your favorite class in school?: Figure Studies.
When do you start back at school/college?:Tomorrow, letterform and caligraphy.
Are you outgoing?: Maybe. *sniff* maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
Favorite pair of shoes?: Mah adidas shoes.
Where do you wish you were right now?: I at home and i'm good.

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Everyone can dance! Pah!
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Noes I not the pro skillz.
Can you whistle?: Slightly.
Write with both hands?: Yes but my left is retarded
Walk with your toes curled: somewhat.

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Who cares? Unless they have ps3 and can play tf2
Do you believe in miracles?: Miracles happen everyday.
Do you believe in magic?: Unless someone fireballs mah face, no.
Do you believe Love at first sight?: Maybe, maybe not. <_<>_>
Do you believe in Santa?: I believe in he spirit of giving. Also bros before ho, ho ,ho!
Do you know how to swim?: Sure.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Like what.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yeah. horrible place to sleep.
Have you ever asked someone out?: What if I did?
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: OTL
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Above the water
Have you ever painted your nails?: No, but this girl painted my pinky nail.

THE WHATS:

What is the temperature outside?: Dunno.
What radio station do you listen to?: hitz.fm
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Sakae Sushi, cause im cool like that.
What was the last thing you bought?: Food.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Can't remember.

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cried your heart out?: Yes. It makes me feel better. Don't judge >:|
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Hypothetically, I do that every night. Literally a few times.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Naw.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: If im picturing it right, then yes.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Long ago...*stares into space*
Do certain songs make you cry?: Cringe maybe. Only cause it brings back memories.

HAPPY SECTION.

Are you a happy person?: So-so.
What can make you happy?: Good things.
Do you wish you were happier?: Wishing to be happier is a futile endeavour.
Can music make you happy?: Maybe.

LOVE SECTION.

How many times have you had your heart broken?: Once. Only once. Just once. You know that once.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Now I can't say for sure, because reality rarely gives the choice.
What is your current hair color?: Black
Current piercings?: Naw. Holes are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. So say all those horror movies.
Have any tattoos?: Nah.
Eye color?: Dark brown, cause pure darkness is impossible.

IN A GIRL/GUY
Favorite eye color: N/A
Short or long hair: N/A
Height: height doesnt matter ( what she said)
Best clothing: Anything thats good is fine.

HAVE YOU EVER.

Been to jail: I AM MY OWN JAIL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mooned someone: Once as a young chiled.
Thrown up in a store: Nope.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: Which one?
Gone skinny dipping: Naw.

THIS OR THAT.

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries: Blue
TV or Movie: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: I don't know how to play either but I like the guitar.
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn Flaku
Pie or Cake : Cake, delicious cake. *Om nom nom nom*

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Stealing memes for great justice.

nstructions:Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search boxthen write the first definition it gives you.

1. YOUR NAME:

A Palestinian pimp that no one fucks with, he is the founder of the gang "A.K." stands for arabian knights. Shukri comes from the small city, AnTeLoPe, hes a crazy ass mutha fuka! and hes arabic, do not mess wit him!!!!!!!!
damn, dat shukri dude is a pimp!
(That not true, I is very nice.)

2. AGE:

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
(` 3 `)

3. TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS:

In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.
(Fo shizzle.)


The name Felicia (a Latin female version of "Felix", meaning happiness) is associated with saints, poets, astronomical objects, plant genera, fictional characters, and animals, especially cats. There are several versions of flowers named after Felicia which include, felicia elongata and felicia filifolia. Both are very beautiful flowers to match the very lovely and beautiful name of Felicia.

Man: "Did you see that sexy exotic looking woman who just drove by like a bat out of hell?"

Man2: "She's superfine."

Man1: "That's because her name is Felicia, and she one hot tamale."
(Ooooo...)


4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?

You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!
(I must obey the dictionary, it knows everything!)

5. FAVORITE COLOR:

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
(Thats racist! Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. And so is kool-aid)

6. FAVORITE NUMBER:

750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
(wut)

7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY:

A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July
(Atsui desu~ Summer.)


8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO:

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.
Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!
(Lies, we are very mannered people)


9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES:

egyptian meaning: a place in heaven where the sun rises.
it must beautiful to live in neth...
(Cause im cool like that0