I did this tag because I pretended i was tagged. Also procrastinator told me too.

RULES: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to copy-paste this note, and answer all the questions. At the end, choose 15 people to be tagged - including the person who tagged you.

ABC About You Questions:

A - AVAILABLE: No, I have assignments to do and a project to start. And teams to lead.
B - BIRTHDAY: Time.
C - CRUSHING ON: Everything!
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water. water. water.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My high school friends, cause they cool like that.
F - FAVORITE SONG : Too many but if i had to choose one itd be Toradora's Orange
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: I do not discriminate.
H - HOMETOWN: PF?
I - IN LOVE WITH: A girl.
J - JUGGLE: my things.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: If that someone don't change I can add him hear.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Insignificant.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Vanilla, cause I'mcoollikdat.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: One. 111
O - ONE WISH: OMG PROCRAStiNATION GO AWaY FFF!!!!
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Aaron because hes John Conner.
R - REASON TO SMILE: I still have my sight and my hands.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Bad by MJ
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7.08 a.m
V - VEGETABLE(S): lettuce and broccoli
W - WORST HABIT: "procrastination" ( What she said)
X - X-RAYS YOU HAD: once
Y – YO-YOS ARE: A deadly weapon in the wrong hands.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: are vague.

RANDOM QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:

Spell your name without vowels: Shkr (still recognisable somewhat)
What color do you wear most?: White. Tis' pure.
What are you listening to?: Digital Love by Daft Punk
Are you happy with your life right now?: Its cool.
What is your favorite class in school?: Figure Studies.
When do you start back at school/college?:Tomorrow, letterform and caligraphy.
Are you outgoing?: Maybe. *sniff* maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
Favorite pair of shoes?: Mah adidas shoes.
Where do you wish you were right now?: I at home and i'm good.

THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Everyone can dance! Pah!
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Noes I not the pro skillz.
Can you whistle?: Slightly.
Write with both hands?: Yes but my left is retarded
Walk with your toes curled: somewhat.

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Who cares? Unless they have ps3 and can play tf2
Do you believe in miracles?: Miracles happen everyday.
Do you believe in magic?: Unless someone fireballs mah face, no.
Do you believe Love at first sight?: Maybe, maybe not. <_<>_>
Do you believe in Santa?: I believe in he spirit of giving. Also bros before ho, ho ,ho!
Do you know how to swim?: Sure.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Like what.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yeah. horrible place to sleep.
Have you ever asked someone out?: What if I did?
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: OTL
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Above the water
Have you ever painted your nails?: No, but this girl painted my pinky nail.

THE WHATS:

What is the temperature outside?: Dunno.
What radio station do you listen to?: hitz.fm
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Sakae Sushi, cause im cool like that.
What was the last thing you bought?: Food.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Can't remember.

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cried your heart out?: Yes. It makes me feel better. Don't judge >:|
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Hypothetically, I do that every night. Literally a few times.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Naw.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: If im picturing it right, then yes.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Long ago...*stares into space*
Do certain songs make you cry?: Cringe maybe. Only cause it brings back memories.

HAPPY SECTION.

Are you a happy person?: So-so.
What can make you happy?: Good things.
Do you wish you were happier?: Wishing to be happier is a futile endeavour.
Can music make you happy?: Maybe.

LOVE SECTION.

How many times have you had your heart broken?: Once. Only once. Just once. You know that once.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Now I can't say for sure, because reality rarely gives the choice.
What is your current hair color?: Black
Current piercings?: Naw. Holes are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. So say all those horror movies.
Have any tattoos?: Nah.
Eye color?: Dark brown, cause pure darkness is impossible.

IN A GIRL/GUY
Favorite eye color: N/A
Short or long hair: N/A
Height: height doesnt matter ( what she said)
Best clothing: Anything thats good is fine.

HAVE YOU EVER.

Been to jail: I AM MY OWN JAIL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mooned someone: Once as a young chiled.
Thrown up in a store: Nope.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: Which one?
Gone skinny dipping: Naw.

THIS OR THAT.

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries: Blue
TV or Movie: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: I don't know how to play either but I like the guitar.
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn Flaku
Pie or Cake : Cake, delicious cake. *Om nom nom nom*

Stealing memes for great justice.

nstructions:Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search boxthen write the first definition it gives you.

1. YOUR NAME:

	A Palestinian pimp that no one fucks with, he is the founder of the gang "A.K." stands for arabian knights. Shukri comes from the small city, AnTeLoPe, hes a crazy ass mutha fuka! and hes arabic, do not mess wit him!!!!!!!! damn, dat shukri dude is a pimp!

(That not true, I is very nice.)

2. AGE:

	The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17." Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?" Chef: "Nope, just 17." Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?" Chef: "17, you're ready."

(` 3 `)

3. TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS:

	In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp. That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.

(Fo shizzle.)

The name Felicia (a Latin female version of "Felix", meaning happiness) is associated with saints, poets, astronomical objects, plant genera, fictional characters, and animals, especially cats. There are several versions of flowers named after Felicia which include, felicia elongata and felicia filifolia. Both are very beautiful flowers to match the very lovely and beautiful name of Felicia. Man: "Did you see that sexy exotic looking woman who just drove by like a bat out of hell?" Man2: "She's superfine." Man1: "That's because her name is Felicia, and she one hot tamale."

(Ooooo...)


4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?

	You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now... Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!

(I must obey the dictionary, it knows everything!)

5. FAVORITE COLOR:

	Flavor of kool-aid to a black person. Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!? Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch! Mom: What flava?! Son: red!

(Thats racist! Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. And so is kool-aid)

6. FAVORITE NUMBER:

	750ml of alky 1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

(wut)

7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY:

	A month when mostly the hottest girls are born That girls so hot she must be born in July

(Atsui desu~ Summer.)


8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO:

A real friend is someone who: a)it's okay to fart in front of. b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes. c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back d)you'll actually call up do stuff. Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown" Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there." Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus." Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound) Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

(Lies, we are very mannered people)


9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES:

	egyptian meaning: a place in heaven where the sun rises. it must beautiful to live in neth...

(Cause im cool like that0

I stole a stolen meme.

Cause 2 wrong make a right amirite?

Objective:
Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule:
Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: OH YEAH, mm-hmm okay.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: OH, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. My eyes must've become retarded from the mere sight of you.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: You'll be famous once i stab you an take all your money. Can't have both at the same time.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academics.
YR: I'm sure all that will help once i stab you 37 times. Now shut up.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist. I have albums.
YR: But i don't have your albums, your studio doesn't exist and neither will you if you don't shut up.

If an annoying, pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: I'll like you better once your on the floor bleeding.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: You will be once you see what i'm going to stab you with. It's in my 'pocket'.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Too bad no one else it neither, oh shnap!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: UNLESS you shut up, don't dream of not having this 50 inch blade in your gut.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome. I can make people hate you!
YR: Once i cut up that pretty face of yours, I can make people hate YOU!

If an annoying, extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: No. Just No. Did i say No already? Oh I did? Oh well, No!

2) May I have your cell phone? Please, please, please?
YR: Sure. Don't call me. >:|

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: Do Not Want.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Nothing.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: No.

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: Too bad your so fricken annoying.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: But do you know that I know that you know i dont know that you know i know that i dont?

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: See If it didn't work out the 37th time, 38th is not gonna change nothing woman.

4) Please call me...
YR: Later. Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: OH IM SORRY I DIDNT REALISE THAT, CAUSe THAT SHIT IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Not gonna buy your shit kthxbai.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: Then why are you still a salesperson?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Sales are THAT bad huh?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy, sir/madam, buy.
YR: You buy for me to sell then i buy k?

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This is called 50 FIRST REACTIONS.
Type what comes to your mind FIRST whenever you hear these 50 words.
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1. Beer: Sugar honey Ice tea.

2. Food: Food...

3. Relationships: The high and warmth of lov' to a cold stingy sensation in da rain oh wahat what what robotz

4. Your crush: you know

5. Power Rangers: GO! GO!

6. Life: Happe- oh shi-

7. The President: Mr. Barack Osla

8. Yummy: Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

9. Cars: Cars.

10. Movie: Jack Sparrow

11. Halloween: ha

12. Sex: datassplz

13. Religion: divides.

14. Hate: is a lie.

15. Fear: is a lie.

16. Marriage: is not a lie.

17. Blondes: wut

18. Slippers: shoes

19. Shoes: shoes

20. Asians: racist

21. Pass time: waste time

22. One night stand: stds

23. My cell Phone: MY cell phone

24. Smoke: fire

25. Fantasy: Daydream day.

26. College: Break tiemkplzthx

27. High school Life: orly?

28. Pajamas: People sleep with clothes on?riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

29. Stars: Nemesis

30. Center: Of the UNIVERSE*echoes*

31. Alcohol: makes people do awesome

32. The word love: love love love love love

33. Friends: Invaluable...mostly

34. Money: give.

35. Heartache: was

36. Time: Time.

37. Divorce: no

38. Dogs: Yo dawg i herd yo like dogs, so i put a dog in yo dog so you can dawg while youre dawginh.

39. Undies: Manley boxers.

40. Parents: k

41. Babies: Maybe you need moar men!

42. Ex: TREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

43. Song: Sung

44. Color: ITS COLOURS!!!! with a U

45. Weddings: to be.

46. Pizza: expensive.

47. Hangout: Pizza.

48. Rest: now.

49. Goal: Artist.

50. Inspiration: Artgerm

Prelude of the Year of the Happiness Meme

Moco got me again.

But today wasnt so awesome so i shall start tomorrow

Unless its a tag.

1. The person that tagged you is:
Mocochang.
She will suffer eternal pain and suffering once im done with this.

2. Your relationship with her is:
Good Friend. Met in form 2.
Someone I cant blurt out nonsencial stuff at and assume shes listening.

3. Your first impression of her is:
(Damn she has big eyes)
O_O

4. The most memorable moments with her:
There was this one time .
Good times.
Good times.

5. The most memorable thing she has said to you is:
"nyo~"
but what she really meant was
"Magnificent shukri, i submit to thy will"

6. If she becomes your lover, you will:
Thank god its a parallel universe

7. If she became your lover, what should she improve at:
growing taller a a a
no srsly

8. If she becomes your enemy, what would you do:
I would not have to do anything after the 1st week cause she'd be ash and cinder!!!!

9. If she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
She lied about the cake

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her now is:
Poke her forehead with the force of a thousand elephants.

11. Your overall impression on her:
An eccentric chaotic good-aligned per-...thing.

12. The characteristic you love most about yourself:
Like to make people laugh. *Jester*

13. The characteristic you hate most about yourself:
PROCRASTINATION!!!!

14. The most ideal person you want to be is:
Myself.

15. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
This cocoon is cramped, but it has TiVO

16. Pass this quiz to 10 people who you want to know how they feel about you (they’re tagged and they can’t tag you back):
i Billy "Hollowman" Teoh
ii. moco"Blind eye" chang
iii. Feli "Vongola" Yau
iv. Cheong "Devil Eye" Kah Jun
v. Joanna "six feet unda" Ho
vi. Leong "KA-BEWM" Kit Fai
vii. Aaron "Rock Hard" Yee
viii. Ramon "Break time" Paolo
ix. Hari "Fatty" haran
x. Ling "sama" Huan
(oh yeah, because stage names are awesome)

17. Who is 6 (Kit Fai) having a relationship with:
/shrug, he currently in a sausagefest in sunway college, if you know what i mean ;)

18. is 9 (Hari) a male or female:
9 has not yet reached the evolutionary stage of needing gender.

19. If 7 (Aaron) and 10 (Ling) were together, would it be a good thing:
Only god knows how if that were to happen, but in my opinion
"THE WoRLd WILL END As we KnOw it"

20. What is 2 (moco) studying at the moment:
The meaning of life.

21. When was the last time you had a chat with 3 (Feli):
Mocochang: Last night on MSN.
Nether: What she said.

22. What kind of music does 8 (Ramon) like:
No idea. Hes on break too much for me to ask

23. Does 1 (Billy) have any siblings:
A brother.

24. Will you woo 3 (Feli):
Aw yeah here it comes. *Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*
Feli: ...
Me: What?

25. How about 7 (Aaron):
no. just no. srsly no. NO.

26. Is 4 (Kah Jun) single:
I never knew.

27. What's the surname of 5 (Joanna):
I just said it. srsly scroll up.

28. What's the hobby of 5 (Joanna):
Maybe putting silly names on her msn.

29. Do 5 (Jo) and 9 (Hari) get along well:
Aw yes very well, since hari doesnt have a gender and has the mentality of a 5-year old girl.

30. Where is 2 (moco) studying at:
Id like to know the same thing

31. Say something casual about your eyes:
They can 'observe'
They can see what cannot be seen
They can pierce through the fog of lies.

32. Have you tried developing feelings for 5 (Jo):
Feelins'? You know what 'as alot of feelins'? Blokes who bludgeon their wives with a gold throphy.

33. Where does 9 (Hari) live:
Yes i Do. thats why hes been losing stuff everyday.

34. What colours does 4 (KJ) like:
Blue black red i thinks

35. Are 5 (Jo) and 1 (Billy) good friends:
We will never know cause Billy disappeared.

36. Does 7 (aaron) like 2 (moco):
No. Just no. srsly do i have to go through the whole process again?

37. How did you get to know 2 (moco):
Sat in front of her in form 2. And she was like 'Youre blocking my view of the board yo" and i was like 'I be only sitting infront dawg" and feli was like " Yo check it i can see the board over both your heads" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHNAP!

38. Does 1 (Billy) have any pets:
maybeh. *sniff* maybeh. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

39. Is 7 (Aaron) the sexiest person in the world:
Not yet?

I

I AM: hopeless.
I WANT: to overcome.
I HATE: my weakness.
I MISS: my friends.
I FEAR: failure.
I HEAR: what i don't need.
I WONDER: what if.
I REGRET: nothing.
I AM NOT: giving my all.
I DANCE: the dance of life.
I SING: because i like to.
I CRY: on the inside.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: happy.
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: the best I cant do.
I WRITE: with uncertainty.
I CONFUSE: my priorities.
I NEED: to grow up.
I SHOULD: grow up.
I START: but i don't finish.
I FINISH: but its not acceptable.
I LOVE: the chances i get.
I REMEMBER: my friends and family.