I stole a stolen meme.

Cause 2 wrong make a right amirite?

Objective:
Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule:
Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: OH YEAH, mm-hmm okay.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: OH, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. My eyes must've become retarded from the mere sight of you.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: You'll be famous once i stab you an take all your money. Can't have both at the same time.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academics.
YR: I'm sure all that will help once i stab you 37 times. Now shut up.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist. I have albums.
YR: But i don't have your albums, your studio doesn't exist and neither will you if you don't shut up.

If an annoying, pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: I'll like you better once your on the floor bleeding.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: You will be once you see what i'm going to stab you with. It's in my 'pocket'.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Too bad no one else it neither, oh shnap!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: UNLESS you shut up, don't dream of not having this 50 inch blade in your gut.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome. I can make people hate you!
YR: Once i cut up that pretty face of yours, I can make people hate YOU!

If an annoying, extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: No. Just No. Did i say No already? Oh I did? Oh well, No!

2) May I have your cell phone? Please, please, please?
YR: Sure. Don't call me. >:|

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: Do Not Want.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Nothing.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: No.

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: Too bad your so fricken annoying.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: But do you know that I know that you know i dont know that you know i know that i dont?

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: See If it didn't work out the 37th time, 38th is not gonna change nothing woman.

4) Please call me...
YR: Later. Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: OH IM SORRY I DIDNT REALISE THAT, CAUSe THAT SHIT IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Not gonna buy your shit kthxbai.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: Then why are you still a salesperson?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Sales are THAT bad huh?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy, sir/madam, buy.
YR: You buy for me to sell then i buy k?

a

This is called 50 FIRST REACTIONS.
Type what comes to your mind FIRST whenever you hear these 50 words.
a

1. Beer: Sugar honey Ice tea.

2. Food: Food...

3. Relationships: The high and warmth of lov' to a cold stingy sensation in da rain oh wahat what what robotz

4. Your crush: you know

5. Power Rangers: GO! GO!

6. Life: Happe- oh shi-

7. The President: Mr. Barack Osla

8. Yummy: Fruit salad, yummy yummy.

9. Cars: Cars.

10. Movie: Jack Sparrow

11. Halloween: ha

12. Sex: datassplz

13. Religion: divides.

14. Hate: is a lie.

15. Fear: is a lie.

16. Marriage: is not a lie.

17. Blondes: wut

18. Slippers: shoes

19. Shoes: shoes

20. Asians: racist

21. Pass time: waste time

22. One night stand: stds

23. My cell Phone: MY cell phone

24. Smoke: fire

25. Fantasy: Daydream day.

26. College: Break tiemkplzthx

27. High school Life: orly?

28. Pajamas: People sleep with clothes on?riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

29. Stars: Nemesis

30. Center: Of the UNIVERSE*echoes*

31. Alcohol: makes people do awesome

32. The word love: love love love love love

33. Friends: Invaluable...mostly

34. Money: give.

35. Heartache: was

36. Time: Time.

37. Divorce: no

38. Dogs: Yo dawg i herd yo like dogs, so i put a dog in yo dog so you can dawg while youre dawginh.

39. Undies: Manley boxers.

40. Parents: k

41. Babies: Maybe you need moar men!

42. Ex: TREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

43. Song: Sung

44. Color: ITS COLOURS!!!! with a U

45. Weddings: to be.

46. Pizza: expensive.

47. Hangout: Pizza.

48. Rest: now.

49. Goal: Artist.

50. Inspiration: Artgerm

Prelude of the Year of the Happiness Meme

Moco got me again.

But today wasnt so awesome so i shall start tomorrow

Unless its a tag.

1. The person that tagged you is:
Mocochang.
She will suffer eternal pain and suffering once im done with this.

2. Your relationship with her is:
Good Friend. Met in form 2.
Someone I cant blurt out nonsencial stuff at and assume shes listening.

3. Your first impression of her is:
(Damn she has big eyes)
O_O

4. The most memorable moments with her:
There was this one time .
Good times.
Good times.

5. The most memorable thing she has said to you is:
"nyo~"
but what she really meant was
"Magnificent shukri, i submit to thy will"

6. If she becomes your lover, you will:
Thank god its a parallel universe

7. If she became your lover, what should she improve at:
growing taller a a a
no srsly

8. If she becomes your enemy, what would you do:
I would not have to do anything after the 1st week cause she'd be ash and cinder!!!!

9. If she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
She lied about the cake

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her now is:
Poke her forehead with the force of a thousand elephants.

11. Your overall impression on her:
An eccentric chaotic good-aligned per-...thing.

12. The characteristic you love most about yourself:
Like to make people laugh. *Jester*

13. The characteristic you hate most about yourself:
PROCRASTINATION!!!!

14. The most ideal person you want to be is:
Myself.

15. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
This cocoon is cramped, but it has TiVO

16. Pass this quiz to 10 people who you want to know how they feel about you (they’re tagged and they can’t tag you back):
i Billy "Hollowman" Teoh
ii. moco"Blind eye" chang
iii. Feli "Vongola" Yau
iv. Cheong "Devil Eye" Kah Jun
v. Joanna "six feet unda" Ho
vi. Leong "KA-BEWM" Kit Fai
vii. Aaron "Rock Hard" Yee
viii. Ramon "Break time" Paolo
ix. Hari "Fatty" haran
x. Ling "sama" Huan
(oh yeah, because stage names are awesome)

17. Who is 6 (Kit Fai) having a relationship with:
/shrug, he currently in a sausagefest in sunway college, if you know what i mean ;)

18. is 9 (Hari) a male or female:
9 has not yet reached the evolutionary stage of needing gender.

19. If 7 (Aaron) and 10 (Ling) were together, would it be a good thing:
Only god knows how if that were to happen, but in my opinion
"THE WoRLd WILL END As we KnOw it"

20. What is 2 (moco) studying at the moment:
The meaning of life.

21. When was the last time you had a chat with 3 (Feli):
Mocochang: Last night on MSN.
Nether: What she said.

22. What kind of music does 8 (Ramon) like:
No idea. Hes on break too much for me to ask

23. Does 1 (Billy) have any siblings:
A brother.

24. Will you woo 3 (Feli):
Aw yeah here it comes. *Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*
Feli: ...
Me: What?

25. How about 7 (Aaron):
no. just no. srsly no. NO.

26. Is 4 (Kah Jun) single:
I never knew.

27. What's the surname of 5 (Joanna):
I just said it. srsly scroll up.

28. What's the hobby of 5 (Joanna):
Maybe putting silly names on her msn.

29. Do 5 (Jo) and 9 (Hari) get along well:
Aw yes very well, since hari doesnt have a gender and has the mentality of a 5-year old girl.

30. Where is 2 (moco) studying at:
Id like to know the same thing

31. Say something casual about your eyes:
They can 'observe'
They can see what cannot be seen
They can pierce through the fog of lies.

32. Have you tried developing feelings for 5 (Jo):
Feelins'? You know what 'as alot of feelins'? Blokes who bludgeon their wives with a gold throphy.

33. Where does 9 (Hari) live:
Yes i Do. thats why hes been losing stuff everyday.

34. What colours does 4 (KJ) like:
Blue black red i thinks

35. Are 5 (Jo) and 1 (Billy) good friends:
We will never know cause Billy disappeared.

36. Does 7 (aaron) like 2 (moco):
No. Just no. srsly do i have to go through the whole process again?

37. How did you get to know 2 (moco):
Sat in front of her in form 2. And she was like 'Youre blocking my view of the board yo" and i was like 'I be only sitting infront dawg" and feli was like " Yo check it i can see the board over both your heads" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHNAP!

38. Does 1 (Billy) have any pets:
maybeh. *sniff* maybeh. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

39. Is 7 (Aaron) the sexiest person in the world:
Not yet?

I

I AM: hopeless.
I WANT: to overcome.
I HATE: my weakness.
I MISS: my friends.
I FEAR: failure.
I HEAR: what i don't need.
I WONDER: what if.
I REGRET: nothing.
I AM NOT: giving my all.
I DANCE: the dance of life.
I SING: because i like to.
I CRY: on the inside.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: happy.
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: the best I cant do.
I WRITE: with uncertainty.
I CONFUSE: my priorities.
I NEED: to grow up.
I SHOULD: grow up.
I START: but i don't finish.
I FINISH: but its not acceptable.
I LOVE: the chances i get.
I REMEMBER: my friends and family.

Sigh

With the Philosophy

Enough