I stole a stolen meme.

Cause 2 wrong make a right amirite?

Objective:
Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule:
Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: OH YEAH, mm-hmm okay.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: OH, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. My eyes must've become retarded from the mere sight of you.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: You'll be famous once i stab you an take all your money. Can't have both at the same time.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academics.
YR: I'm sure all that will help once i stab you 37 times. Now shut up.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist. I have albums.
YR: But i don't have your albums, your studio doesn't exist and neither will you if you don't shut up.

If an annoying, pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: I'll like you better once your on the floor bleeding.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: You will be once you see what i'm going to stab you with. It's in my 'pocket'.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Too bad no one else it neither, oh shnap!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: UNLESS you shut up, don't dream of not having this 50 inch blade in your gut.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome. I can make people hate you!
YR: Once i cut up that pretty face of yours, I can make people hate YOU!

If an annoying, extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: No. Just No. Did i say No already? Oh I did? Oh well, No!

2) May I have your cell phone? Please, please, please?
YR: Sure. Don't call me. >:|

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: Do Not Want.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Nothing.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: No.

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: Too bad your so fricken annoying.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: But do you know that I know that you know i dont know that you know i know that i dont?

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: See If it didn't work out the 37th time, 38th is not gonna change nothing woman.

4) Please call me...
YR: Later. Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: OH IM SORRY I DIDNT REALISE THAT, CAUSe THAT SHIT IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Not gonna buy your shit kthxbai.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: Then why are you still a salesperson?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Sales are THAT bad huh?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy, sir/madam, buy.
YR: You buy for me to sell then i buy k?